How Ashlee Simpson Can Redeem Herself & Her Career

  • Return to Saturday Night Live, appearing on “Weekend Update” to apologize
  • Every time she attempts to apologize for lip-syncing & disparaging her band, a recorded apology interrupts her
  • Finally, after the apology, she should sing something a cappella

The longer she waits to do something, the worse it will be for her to redeem herself and her career. Not that I really care about her or her career, but I do think it’s just sad and pathetic that she’s laid low since coming out on national television as a goddamned talentless idiot.