Ludachristmas

Top 10 Ludachristmas Awards (in ascending order)

  1. Christmas in July
  2. Snow in Texas (even if it is December) & the people who write about it on their blogs (wink, Lori)
  3. Strangers who ask me if I’m ready for Christmas
  4. The whack-ass clerk at the post office trying to “help” customers by suggestive selling postal insurance & confirmation receipts on every piece of mail
  5. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (although we do secretly love this one!)
  6. Minimally talented pop stars singing bad holiday songs
  7. The miracle of the Christmas fetus
  8. Any “miracle” involving magical babies at this time of year (i.e., Jesus)
  9. Double entendres involving African American comedians & Ho, ho, ho
  10. Unkie Ken for giving a turkey to his No. 1 employee–both men are vegetarians (especially when all the other vegetarians in the office received giftcards!) ¿Cómo se dice tacky?