Who knew you could buy this kind of stuff at Amazon.com?!?!

And in case you can’t think of a reason to use these items, here’s a list by Annie Sprinkle entitled “101 Uses for Sex.”

Explore. And enjoy!

And another thing: aid me on my quest to find the artist and title of the song that was in moderate rotation on MTV2 in the summer of 2001. The song was a fairly typical post-punk tune with some angry, skinny white guy with black hair and wearing black clothes screaming into a microphone, but on stage next to him was a black guy (forgive me, but I don’t know his nationality, so it seems a bit silly to say he was African American) wearing a blonde wig a la Marilyn Monroe. That’s about all I remember. Thanks for your help in advance.