Top 10 Ludachristmas Awards (in ascending order)
- Christmas in July
- Snow in Texas (even if it is December) & the people who write about it on their blogs (wink, Lori)
- Strangers who ask me if I’m ready for Christmas
- The whack-ass clerk at the post office trying to “help” customers by suggestive selling postal insurance & confirmation receipts on every piece of mail
- Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (although we do secretly love this one!)
- Minimally talented pop stars singing bad holiday songs
- The miracle of the Christmas fetus
- Any “miracle” involving magical babies at this time of year (i.e., Jesus)
- Double entendres involving African American comedians & Ho, ho, ho
- Unkie Ken for giving a turkey to his No. 1 employee–both men are vegetarians (especially when all the other vegetarians in the office received giftcards!) ¿Cómo se dice tacky?