You are a big, fat, stupid, lazy, ugly, retarded fuck. You have shit for brains. You look and act like a moron, and your stink attracts flies. You will never amount to anything. You are a waste of oxygen. You’re unprofessional, unattractive, insensitive, and incapable of any creative thought. You’re mean and rude and loud. You’re dumber than a rock. I wish I’d never met you. And it’s not just me: nobody likes you. We’ll all be glad when you’re gone.