Desperate Measures


I have run dangerously low on my cologne and need every person in the world who reads this blog to find me more. (Well, actually I just need one of you to help.) Apparently this particular kind is not sold in the US (or perhaps it’s just not sold in the otherwise thriving Dallas-Fort Worth metropolis), which makes perfect sense because the only places I’ve ever bought it previously was in Japan and in Poland. It is Chanel’s Platinum Ēgoïste eau de toilette. It comes in 125 ml (4.2 fluid ounces) and—most importantly—is not a spray bottle.

I’ve been wearing this for the past nine years. This last bottle has lasted almost five years because I wear so little of it at one time. It delights me. Is there anyone out there who can help me get my hands on another bottle? Of course, I will pay for it as well as for shipping. Or perhaps there is something in the United States that I can send you in exchange. (Democracy? Freedom? Sure … just let me contact my president!) Send me an email at skajlab at hotmail if you’re willing and able to take on this mission. God speed.

Desperate Measures


I have run dangerously low on my cologne and need every person in the world who reads this blog to find me more. (Well, actually I just need one of you to help.) Apparently this particular kind is not sold in the US (or perhaps it’s just not sold in the otherwise thriving Dallas-Fort Worth metropolis), which makes perfect sense because the only places I’ve ever bought it previously was in Japan and in Poland. It is Chanel’s Platinum Ēgoïste eau de toilette. It comes in 125 ml (4.2 fluid ounces) and—most importantly—is not a spray bottle.

I’ve been wearing this for the past nine years. This last bottle has lasted almost five years because I wear so little of it at one time. It delights me. Is there anyone out there who can help me get my hands on another bottle? Of course, I will pay for it as well as for shipping. Or perhaps there is something in the United States that I can send you in exchange. (Democracy? Freedom? Sure … just let me contact my president!) Send me an email at skajlab at hotmail if you’re willing and able to take on this mission. God speed.