After my sister called me two days in a row to tell me her theories about why a high school classmate killed himself–theories that she developed after several days of low-budget, backwater sleuthing (it’s all so David Lynch, so Wisteria Lane)–I decided to do a little online sleuthing myself, so I Googled the small town press and found this row of ads on the last page of the weekly paper of my hometown. Can you find the one ad that doesn’t belong?

That’s right! If you chose the Church of Christ ad, then you are correct.