Yesterday–the anniversary of the beginning of Nazi Germany’s blitz over London–I sent the saddest, most pathetic email of my life […]

I think I shall go into cryptology–not necessarily breaking codes so much as creating new, indecipherable ones. It would be […]

You are a big, fat, stupid, lazy, ugly, retarded fuck. You have shit for brains. You look and act like […]

The Olympic games have been eating away my oxygen these past few nights like Sylvia’s tulips. I often get annoyed […]

…doesn’t mean you belong. Okay, here’s the skinny: I’m not moving to London this fall. Yes, I concede that I […]

Tossed and turned throughout the entire night until I woke up with the words from “Don’t Dream It” from The […]

I found the above phrase used in an online personal ad today. I think I need to meet this person. […]

I finally found a personality cult I could join without reservation:  Teresa Heinz Kerry’s.  Her speech last night at the […]

Okay, I’ve been asked relentlessly who I was going to endorse for the US elections this November, and I’ve finally […]

I know that this issue is a bit dated; however, I felt it important enough to bring it up, at […]