• Ich bin ein Amerikaner

    Aug 10

    That’s right: I’m a donought! After eyeing the Amerikaners over the past couple of weeks, I decided yesterday to take the plunge and actually purchase one just to see what it tasted like.Kinda bland: vanilla cake with vanilla frosting. It… more ›

  • Unfit for Life

    Aug 7

    Learning German is making me even more unfit as a human being. As if having studied Spanish, Russian, Polish, Czech, Japanese, Ukrainian, and Latin have made me either marketable or more lovable! But German is becoming a special case: I’m… more ›

  • Unfit for Life

    Aug 7

    Learning German is making me even more unfit as a human being. As if having studied Spanish, Russian, Polish, Czech, Japanese, Ukrainian, and Latin have made me either marketable or more lovable! But German is becoming a special case: I’m… more ›

  • Internationalismus

    Aug 3

    … or the post where Euro-Franz offends absolutely everyone. (By the way, here “euro” is pronounced “oy-Roh,” pretty much how a Jew would address Rosie O’Donnell.) Sitting at Café Angst yesterday afternoon, I asked myself the following question: is it… more ›

  • Internationalismus

    Aug 3

    … or the post where Euro-Franz offends absolutely everyone. (By the way, here “euro” is pronounced “oy-Roh,” pretty much how a Jew would address Rosie O’Donnell.) Sitting at Café Angst yesterday afternoon, I asked myself the following question: is it… more ›

  • Hillbilly, go home!

    Aug 2

    It was raining this morning when I left the dorm, so I didn’t bring the laptop today. So this will have to be quick. Last night–another sleeping fiasco. I think I’m giving up afternoon coffee altogether. Both times I had… more ›

  • Hillbilly, go home!

    Aug 2

    It was raining this morning when I left the dorm, so I didn’t bring the laptop today. So this will have to be quick. Last night–another sleeping fiasco. I think I’m giving up afternoon coffee altogether. Both times I had… more ›

  • Euro-Franz gets a new handy

    Aug 1

    One of the many (mis)adventures yesterday was signing up for a new cell phone. I can now be reached at +49.1520.647-9009 while in Deutschland, Euroland (AKA the United States of Europe). To receive SMS is always free, so let your… more ›

  • Euro-Franz gets a new handy

    Aug 1

    One of the many (mis)adventures yesterday was signing up for a new cell phone. I can now be reached at +49.1520.647-9009 while in Deutschland, Euroland (AKA the United States of Europe). To receive SMS is always free, so let your… more ›

  • Arrival/Departure

    Jul 19

    We arrived yesterday morning in Germany without too many travel scars despite the simply lovely family that not only tried to take over our seats before we settled on the plane for the next 8 1/2 hours but also proceeded… more ›

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