• Tom Yest will return at his regularly scheduled time tomorrow. Famous last words…

    Jan 20

    “So tired. So very, very tired.” It was all she could say as she faded from this world in an overturned hovercraft. more ›

  • Tom Yest is walking? Walking in the rain…

    Jan 19

    Here are the notes from Professor X’s last lecture: Paris and the Intersections of Urbanity and Humanity Jean-Luc Godard’s 1960 New Wave film À bout de souffle (Breathless) and Bernardo Bertolucci’s 2003 The Dreamers are populated by characters who self-consciously… more ›

  • Tom Yest and Greek tragedy. I am the Alpha and the Omega…

    Jan 18

    Jan Kropka, having just finished Don Bleu’s latest masterpiece, The Duchamp Code, and, at the same time having polished off the last of a bottle of cheap red wine, lies prostrate on the davenport staring absent-mindedly into the bowl of… more ›

  • Paging Tom Yest. I am calling you…

    Jan 17

    Barbara Mandrell the mandrill is deep asleep thanks to the anesthesia administered by Dr. Janet Slowo in a makeshift operating table outside a truck stop on a deserted road from Vegas to nowhere. Dr. Slowo makes an incision, and the… more ›

  • And another thing! Tom Yest plays Cupid, and I’m with stupid…

    Jan 16

    Max attended a performance by the new music ensemble this afternoon; they were debuting a new work by Philip Glass. Half-way through the first movement, Max saw Sam. He caught his eye and smiled. Sam returned the smile. During intermission… more ›

  • Is there something I should (k)now? Tom Yest is talking in his sleep…

    Jan 15

    Tom and Lupita had an understanding: they would never be together for more than 18 months at a time. Tom, after all, already had a relationship with Janet. A home in Oslo. And Lupita had her husband Effe. And a… more ›

  • Don’t say it in Russian, Tom Yest! Say it in broken English…

    Jan 14

    When Maya Dupa was a young girl growing up on the outskirts of Warsaw, she wrote political love songs while walking to the gymnasium every morning. Here are the lyrics to something she wrote a long time ago. Originally, it… more ›

  • Oil can? Tom Yest is off to see the wizard…

    Jan 13

    Fumbling with his coattails, Jimi was feeling very uncomfortable at the post-opera soiree, but he wanted to try to meet the infamous Dr. Slowo. It was claimed that she could heal whatever linguistic ailment afflicted you, be it st-st-stuttering, or… more ›

  • In the beginning? Tom Yest say, Let there be light…

    Jan 11

    When Jimi was a small boy, he heard one day on theThe important thing is not, or not only, to legitimateplayground that the world would end in fire. Goddenotative utterances pertaining to the truth, suchhad already, it was understood, destroyed… more ›

  • Tom Yest vs. a tom cat? A fight to the death…

    Jan 10

    There was that one restaurant—a café, really—that we used to frequent when we were students. I forget the name. But the waiter was blond and always wore bleu jeans. And looked like he just got out of the shower. I… more ›

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