• Déjà Vu, or Here We Go Again

    Sep 15

    Déjà Vu: If It All Seems Familiar, There May Be a Reason NY Times, September 14, 2004 New & interesting research being done on the experience of déjà vu, some of it just down the road at SMU. I spent… more ›

  • Whose Tragedy is it Anyway?

    Sep 11

    Here is a letter to the editor I wrote to my (undergraduate) alma mater‘s newspaper regarding an on-campus commemoration in 2002 of the September 11th attacks. Perhaps there’s something in it we can be reminded of again: Although I fully… more ›

  • Psyche vs. Soma (Imprisoned in the Body)

    Sep 9

    Before heading into my humanities classroom this afternoon, a student stopped me to ask about the first writing assignment. I had stipulated that they could choose any text to write about as long as it had been created before they… more ›

  • London Blitz / Quiet Patriotism for All

    Sep 8

    Yesterday–the anniversary of the beginning of Nazi Germany’s blitz over London–I sent the saddest, most pathetic email of my life to that great city on the Thames. Oh, London, we hardly knew ye! The (extreme) right candidate & why he’s… more ›

  • Push butt / Rub hand gently under arm / Stop auto at ally

    Sep 1

    I think I shall go into cryptology–not necessarily breaking codes so much as creating new, indecipherable ones. It would be more useful than soap star (estrella de la telenovela) . I just don’t have it in me anymore to care… more ›

  • Nobody Likes You

    Aug 27

    You are a big, fat, stupid, lazy, ugly, retarded fuck. You have shit for brains. You look and act like a moron, and your stink attracts flies. You will never amount to anything. You are a waste of oxygen. You’re… more ›

  • Dzień Franka

    Aug 20

    The Olympic games have been eating away my oxygen these past few nights like Sylvia’s tulips. I often get annoyed with the announcers mythologizing the American athletes; and I’ve adopted my own system of naming: Paul Hamm has become “the… more ›

  • Just because you’re accepted…

    Aug 12

    …doesn’t mean you belong. Okay, here’s the skinny: I’m not moving to London this fall. Yes, I concede that I may be passing up the opportunity of a lifetime, but I also concede that I’m passing up a level of… more ›

  • Shyamalama-ding-dong

    Aug 10

    Tossed and turned throughout the entire night until I woke up with the words from “Don’t Dream It” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show in my head: Whatever happened to Fay Wray That delicate satin draped frame As it clung… more ›

  • go to the gym hear music read scary books

    Aug 6

    I found the above phrase used in an online personal ad today. I think I need to meet this person. How does he know I’d hear music at my gym? Why does he insist I read scary books? It’s all… more ›

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