I-83 intersects with itself just outside of Baltimore. It’s a cold day, and the snow is really piling up outside […]

Tom YestemTom YesteshTom YestTom YesteshmeeTom YesteshcheyTom SongThere I am.There you are.There he is.There we are.There you are.They’re there.There there, don’t […]

Professor X was just about to retire from the local community college when he was fired after his next-to-the-last lecture–the […]

Sue Harky had just arrived at the Berlin Zoo via hovercraft from Amsterdam. She would leave in a chariot pulled […]

During the ‘80s, Sam Heedrin drank lots of soda pop as he tried to decide the most pressing issue of […]

There were 78 monkeys in the Berlin Zoo: Cappuccino, Frappuccino, Macaque, Maka-monkey, Outta-me, Ape, Red, White, and of course Bleu, […]

In Chapter 1 of Bleu’s The Duchamp Code, Professor X delivers a lecture entitled “Late Zoroastrianism and the Cult of […]

In 1975, Tom Yest received a book from an unknown publisher. This book revealed the hidden mysteries and secret dealings […]

Pussenboat‘s Manifest (Destiny): Sue Harky – veterinarian + makeshift captain, city of origin: AmsterdamGloria Kotka – cat-groomer + belly dancer, […]

At the corner of Eerste Laurierdwarsstraat and Laurierstraat in Amsterdam is where I met Lupita, who would later become my […]