Category: bullies

• Be Mine

  Feb 15

  When I was in second grade all those years ago, I got it in my tiny head to create my own Valentine cards for my classmates who, might I remind… more ›

• Bullet-Point Friday

  Dec 5

  That’s right: I’m bringing bullets back into fashion. Just in time, since some whack-ass bastards are trying to get an open-carry law passed in Texas. Just what we all need:… more ›

• The Natural Order of Things

  Jul 4

  When Stalin was in power, the preferred method for getting rid of him was the biological solution: someday, no matter how far in the future, the bastard would have to… more ›

• Open Letter to the Haters

  Jun 17

  Dear Homophobic, Right-Wing Assholes: Your marriage was already a mockery. Don’t blame me. Love,Frank more ›

• Overview

  May 11

  Is it over yet?Now is the time when my prick of a professor contacts my colleagues to let them know when the revised deadline is for their obligatory rewrite. Graduate… more ›

• Y.O. y Yo

  Feb 23

  Yesterday I went to hear Yoko Ono speak and be interviewed at the CAA Conference downtown. I’ve been a fan of hers for such a long time that I got… more ›

• Fidelidad

  Feb 19

  Just let me say amid the shouts of self-congratulatory glee across DC and Miami today: the problem with Cuba has never been Fidel Castro. Cuba’s problem has never had anything… more ›

• A Valentine’s Day Revolution

  Feb 14

  So six alleged terrorists who have been incarcerated for the past several years in Guantánamo will finally have their day in court, albeit a military court, but a court nevertheless.… more ›

• Pitstop on the Way to Mensa

  Jan 21

  My popularity has soared over the past several months, while my faith in such things as popularity has plummeted. When I was in high school, I always thought it strange… more ›

• What part of “don’t fuck with me” do you not understand?

  Jan 9

  I’m fairly mild-mannered as I move through my days. And although patience is not one of my virtues—blame my sonofabitch father for passing along that characteristic—years of meditation, qigong, and… more ›