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Hillbilly, go home!

August 2, 2007
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 |  celebrity, complaint, germany, idiocy, insomnia, kawa, stoopid people

It was raining this morning when I left the dorm, so I didn’t bring the laptop today. So this will […]

Burnt Out

July 10, 2007
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 |  betrayal, celebrity, complaint, death, idiocy, nature, post-politics, resolutions, stoopid people, technojunk

Cameron Diaz using her eco-friendly (and edible) hair gel. Nothing makes Skajlab wish the whole world would burn to smithereens […]

Burnt Out

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 |  betrayal, celebrity, complaint, death, idiocy, nature, post-politics, resolutions, stoopid people, technojunk

Cameron Diaz using her eco-friendly (and edible) hair gel. Nothing makes Skajlab wish the whole world would burn to smithereens […]

“conversant on existentialism”

June 20, 2007
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 |  arts, celebrity, idiocy, literature, philosophy

After hearing about yesterday’s NPR article “For Shakira, an Emotional Homecoming Show,” I imagined an encounter between Shakira, Beyonce, and […]

“conversant on existentialism”

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 |  arts, celebrity, idiocy, literature, philosophy

After hearing about yesterday’s NPR article “For Shakira, an Emotional Homecoming Show,” I imagined an encounter between Shakira, Beyonce, and […]

Overheard v. 4.0

May 2, 2007
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 |  alcohol, birthday, celebrity, friendship, identity

Overheard between a Blockbuster employee and an anonymous caller: “Can you check to see if you have Last Tango in […]

Overheard v. 4.0

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 |  alcohol, birthday, celebrity, friendship, identity

Overheard between a Blockbuster employee and an anonymous caller: “Can you check to see if you have Last Tango in […]

Pop Life, Pop Hate

April 13, 2007
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 |  bullies, celebrity, idiocy, stoopid people

Yesterday I was struck by Oprah’s comments to the women’s basketball team from Rutgers University that Don Imus’ remarks “robbed […]

Pop Life, Pop Hate

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 |  bullies, celebrity, idiocy, stoopid people

Yesterday I was struck by Oprah’s comments to the women’s basketball team from Rutgers University that Don Imus’ remarks “robbed […]

An Attempt toward an Elegy for A.N.S.

February 12, 2007
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 |  celebrity, elegy

I just wanted to write something for you, not only because your death affected me more than my own father’s, […]

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