Category: idiocy

• It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to…

  Mar 27

  Here is what I wrote: I was elected to be a delegate to the district convention, but I will be unable to attend. Would you please select an alternate to… more ›

• Gay for Democracy

  Mar 7

  I wonder if I’ll ever post to this blog again. I wonder if my days will ever stop being so damned full of foolishness and nonsense and incessant busywork. I… more ›

• Fidelidad

  Feb 19

  Just let me say amid the shouts of self-congratulatory glee across DC and Miami today: the problem with Cuba has never been Fidel Castro. Cuba’s problem has never had anything… more ›

• Skeptical to the very end

  Feb 15

  Thankfully I shaved my head last week or I would’ve spent three hours last night pulling out my hair in the worst graduate class of my life. First off, there’s… more ›

• A walk down memory alley

  Feb 13

  December 11, 1988, Sunday Four days offoreplayand by the end of the week …Is no one real anymore? or anymore real?I touch and tease and talk,But I don’t see him… more ›

• Pitstop on the Way to Mensa

  Jan 21

  My popularity has soared over the past several months, while my faith in such things as popularity has plummeted. When I was in high school, I always thought it strange… more ›

• What part of “don’t fuck with me” do you not understand?

  Jan 9

  I’m fairly mild-mannered as I move through my days. And although patience is not one of my virtues—blame my sonofabitch father for passing along that characteristic—years of meditation, qigong, and… more ›

• What comes when I try to write…

  Dec 27

  “All of your anno Dominithe whole year longhas turned toanno servi, or two, orbetter yet:ano polaco…in a piece of the wor(l)dwhere slave and Slavde-fine the di-stance betweensix years—nine, but who’s… more ›

• Skin Deep

  Dec 19

  There are already so many things wrong with the story about the French woman who received the first face transplant. Like how did she “lose” her face to begin with?… more ›

• Bullet-Point Friday

  Dec 1

  Ah, the last of the Bullet-Point Fridays! I started this segment when I returned from Germany and began the fall semester just to ensure that throughout the long and difficult… more ›