Category: smell

• Nonscents

  Jun 15

  The shampoo smells like Jolly Rancher watermelon although it has a picture of an avocado on the label. He’s not sure how he would feel about the smell of avocado… more ›

• Bullet-Point Friday: Significance

  Feb 5

  The first time I had sex after my father died my orgasm was amazing. It was as if my physical joy was supplemented by the knowledge that his body already… more ›

• A walk down memory alley

  Feb 13

  December 11, 1988, Sunday Four days offoreplayand by the end of the week …Is no one real anymore? or anymore real?I touch and tease and talk,But I don’t see him… more ›

• Nur ein bisschen

  Sep 8

  All throughout the German language course Saturday morning I kept thinking that the grammar my teacher was going over was too easy for me and that I should transfer to… more ›

• Nur ein bisschen

  Sep 8

  All throughout the German language course Saturday morning I kept thinking that the grammar my teacher was going over was too easy for me and that I should transfer to… more ›

• Köln

  Aug 21

  Just a week-and-a-half ago I spent a blissful couple of days in Köln by myself visiting museums and enjoying the culture of one of Germany’s largest and oldest cities. Click… more ›

• Köln

  Aug 21

  Just a week-and-a-half ago I spent a blissful couple of days in Köln by myself visiting museums and enjoying the culture of one of Germany’s largest and oldest cities. Click… more ›

• Unfit for Life

  Aug 7

  Learning German is making me even more unfit as a human being. As if having studied Spanish, Russian, Polish, Czech, Japanese, Ukrainian, and Latin have made me either marketable or… more ›

• Unfit for Life

  Aug 7

  Learning German is making me even more unfit as a human being. As if having studied Spanish, Russian, Polish, Czech, Japanese, Ukrainian, and Latin have made me either marketable or… more ›

• Internationalismus

  Aug 3

  … or the post where Euro-Franz offends absolutely everyone. (By the way, here “euro” is pronounced “oy-Roh,” pretty much how a Jew would address Rosie O’Donnell.) Sitting at Café Angst… more ›