Category: stoopid people

• My Big Gay Vice-Presidential Nominee Debate, or Thank you for your tolerance, or Some of my best friends…

  Oct 3

  IFILL: The next round of — pardon me, the next round of questions starts with you, Senator Biden. Do you support, as they do in Alaska, granting same-sex benefits to… more ›

• This is not how I am.

  Sep 7

  The vitriol coursing through my veins. The black, black cloud of grief nestled in the corner of my soul. I find myself torn between these two old pals lately, and… more ›

• The Natural Order of Things

  Jul 4

  When Stalin was in power, the preferred method for getting rid of him was the biological solution: someday, no matter how far in the future, the bastard would have to… more ›

• Open Letter to the Haters

  Jun 17

  Dear Homophobic, Right-Wing Assholes: Your marriage was already a mockery. Don’t blame me. Love,Frank more ›

• Gay for Democracy

  Mar 7

  I wonder if I’ll ever post to this blog again. I wonder if my days will ever stop being so damned full of foolishness and nonsense and incessant busywork. I… more ›

• Skeptical to the very end

  Feb 15

  Thankfully I shaved my head last week or I would’ve spent three hours last night pulling out my hair in the worst graduate class of my life. First off, there’s… more ›

• Pitstop on the Way to Mensa

  Jan 21

  My popularity has soared over the past several months, while my faith in such things as popularity has plummeted. When I was in high school, I always thought it strange… more ›

• What part of “don’t fuck with me” do you not understand?

  Jan 9

  I’m fairly mild-mannered as I move through my days. And although patience is not one of my virtues—blame my sonofabitch father for passing along that characteristic—years of meditation, qigong, and… more ›

• Skin Deep

  Dec 19

  There are already so many things wrong with the story about the French woman who received the first face transplant. Like how did she “lose” her face to begin with?… more ›

• Bullet-Point Friday

  Dec 1

  Ah, the last of the Bullet-Point Fridays! I started this segment when I returned from Germany and began the fall semester just to ensure that throughout the long and difficult… more ›