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• A PSA for Tom Yest? And then there were 77…

  Dec 25

  Sue Harky had just arrived at the Berlin Zoo via hovercraft from Amsterdam. She would leave in a chariot pulled by two enormous polar bears. How she came to be… more ›

• Even Tom Yest wants to rule the world? But the point is probably moot…

  Dec 24

  During the ‘80s, Sam Heedrin drank lots of soda pop as he tried to decide the most pressing issue of his young life: was he a greater fan of Dr.… more ›

• Tom Yest, a list? Yes, a list…

  Dec 22

  There were 78 monkeys in the Berlin Zoo: Cappuccino, Frappuccino, Macaque, Maka-monkey, Outta-me, Ape, Red, White, and of course Bleu, Howler, Bowler, Snow White, Snow Flake, Snow Ball, Rhesus Pieces,… more ›

• Tom Yest sits through a good lecturing? Archilochus can never at any time be a poet…

  Dec 21

  In Chapter 1 of Bleu’s The Duchamp Code, Professor X delivers a lecture entitled “Late Zoroastrianism and the Cult of Mithra” at the community college. Tom Yest sits in the… more ›

• Is there a Tom Yest in this class? Fishing, merely fishing…

  Dec 20

  In 1975, Tom Yest received a book from an unknown publisher. This book revealed the hidden mysteries and secret dealings of a heretofore unknown society. Tom Yest read it cover… more ›

• A Tom Yest tall tale? I can see nary a tail…

  Dec 19

  Pussenboat‘s Manifest (Destiny): Sue Harky – veterinarian + makeshift captain, city of origin: AmsterdamGloria Kotka – cat-groomer + belly dancer, city of origin: the HagueMax Block – philosopher + tourist,… more ›

• Everything changes Tom Yest? Perhaps a change will do you good…

  Dec 19

  At the corner of Eerste Laurierdwarsstraat and Laurierstraat in Amsterdam is where I met Lupita, who would later become my wife and take on the appositive “La Puta.” We married… more ›

• A short biography of Tom Yest? Where a train is a train…

  Dec 17

  Tom’s first lover was a linguist from Oslo: Dr. Janet Slowo. She was fluent in every dead language known to man. And she often created knew words for old ideas:… more ›

• Do you know Tom Yest? Perhaps a cadeau…

  Dec 16

  A train arrived from the future with a small present stowed away in one of the compartments. Do you open it: yes or no? Yes. Y-E-S spells yes. Your colour… more ›

• Dec 1

  You can’t spell Clover without l-o-v-e. Clover LeafSeptember 19, 1991(?) – December 1, 2005 If interested, please consider making a donation to the ASPCA. more ›